Paradise Lost

Sean. 17. South Jersey

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beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

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(Source: subbaned)

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prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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Part of me is like “yes buy the 3ds” but then the rest of me is like “gas money”

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the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

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1 day ago | Aug 26, 2014
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Never again say “I don’t have the right ingredients”

so-adorabloodthirsty:

qichi:

http://www.supercook.com/

posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!

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well there goes my dinner plans

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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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wrightprivilege:

when nicki didn’t come out during flawless

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