if your BAC is over 0.6% you die
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE
i was tagged like a week ago by thebrownette but i kept forgetting to post this so here have six (this is actually seven sorry i can’t count) selfies from the past six months
Lana Del Rey // Complex Magazine (2014)
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry